*HOW MUCH IS IN YOUR ACCOUNT NOW*

*100k -1M*❤️
*50k -100k*🥰
*10K - 50K*👍
*1K -10k*😂
*ON GOD*😭

*Everything can happen in school, but Mathematics teacher will never get s!ck* 💔😂😂

*The day I go finally change this phone, if I post my new phone u no view am, I go come your dm send am for you*

*If you no dey online I go sub you, you must see am... I fit treek come your house con show you sef* 😂😎🥱

*AFIRCAN parents be like " okoro!!!, come and greet your uncle that just returned from Europe He travelled the day you were born. Do you still remember him"?😂💔🤷‍♂️*

*Morning Attendance* ✅

*Masculine* 💙

*Feminine* ❤️

*Primary school too sweet o*😂😂

*TEACHER: what is 5÷2*
*Full class: It cannot gooo* 😂🤷‍♂️🫂

Imagine a graduate saying *"Driver I want to stop at the next bust stop"*🙁
Instead of saying *"Driver please can you kindly without hesitating or any form of tr@sh pre-stopically apply the technical effective break in a professional manner that my humble personality can progressively alight in a stable motion to t£minate my journey at the next bus stop"* simple 🤷‍♂️🥱😂😎