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A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, Ceaser standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your dreams. Ifyou are laughing, send me your laughter. If you are eating, send me some food. If you are crying, send me your tears. If you are withdrawing from the ATM, send me some money."Ceaser replies, "I'm in the toilet what should I send?"

"Ile oko lle eko that one na for my mama time way no go sch o wo if my husband do werey,werey go do am,
Ma jewo ara mi fun"

If you let money finish for your hand dis period, you go know say the world no need to end before you experience rapture🫴

: hey I'm kinda in love with you
Me:I'm sorry I have a boyfriend
: how much to leave him
Me:Abegg na 1500

My father raped my mom in school and my mom got pregnant to me, my dad marry my mom, now I was given 10m to kill who hurt my mom most, I asked my mom that who hurt her most that she can never forget she said my father because he raped her....please should I kill my father?

Yes kill him

No return the 10m

How was your night?

Good

Bad

this man only lost his job, became very broke… and his wife aborted the baby she had for him.

men, when you have nothing, that's when you'll know the real woman you married.

27 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes ...or call her just to say I love you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from
someone else.
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.
17. Always remember her special days & send her good will msgs...e.g. Birthday, e.t.c.
18.Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you
21. Make it a habit to be buying her lovely gifts as suprise package atleast once or twice a week.
22. Always make it a habit to be calling her atleast thrice in a day in order to check on her, hw she is faring & hw she feels....e.g. Call her in d morning & ask her hw wz her night & that-after, wish her a lovely day ahead, call her in d noon & knw hw she feels & call her at night & ask her hw her day was, compliment her & wish her a lovely night rest.
23. Go over to her working place at ur leisure if it's close & if she's alone or wif few people. Keep her company for a while & say nice things abt her & let her smile uncontrollably.
24. Remember her always in ur daily prayers & pray for her.
25. Always compliment her on her dress & look, and say nice things about her. Make her feel loved, cherished, treasured, valued, secured ..

*Another short story*
*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy wêêd from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy c¡garêttes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy c○ca¡ne from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class mon¡tor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Sâtân!