Damn girl you just take me back to elementary school were I say my ABCD,s to you and I will give an A cause you are Awesome, give a B cause you are Beautiful give an C cause you are Contagious and a D cause you Deserve them all😜

Wake up
No send anybody papa
Slap anybody
Beat anybody up
Curse anybody
Squeeze face

I dey your back ejeh!🤌😂

*That moment when the teacher starts announcing scores and the person you copied scores 1/10*😭😭😩

If you're still in bed,…
*You're living the dream 😴😂*

*Who sabi lie pass?* 😹😹

*Yahoo boy [😎]*

*Landlords [😭]*

*Politician [👍]*

*Your ex [😂]*

As you and girl break up like this, the rate at which she go dey fresh and fine eeh, e go be like magic for your eye 😂

Told my man I was broke and I needed 100k ,this guy sent me 1m 🤭

Dear God what did I do to deserve this kind of imagination 💔😭😂

Enough about physical appearance. Having a partner that respects and protects you in their life even when they are not around you is a long term blessing ❤️❤️

I don’t know which of my lifestyle made you think I can borrow you 10k🤨 me wey never eat this night😥

my boyfriend is my boyfriend , don't touch him, don't hug him, don't go to him, don't miss him. There's no "he's my bestie" , don't video call him. Don't compare your hand size, don't even make an eye contact with him & most definitely DO NOT ASK FOR HIS HOODIE / JERSEY , if you're cold , FREEZE mntase! ❤️🫂🫂🌸