*I said we should meet in front of the restaurant and you are already inside reading the menu. Finish reading and meet me outside. 😒🥱😂*

*Oya o mark Attendance here*✅ 👇🏾

Give me Reactions

React with 🙏🏾- If you're feeling Grateful

React with ❤️ - If you're feeling Hopeful

React with 😢 - if you're feeling Sad

React with 😂 - if you're feeling Happy

*Good morning kings and Queens*❤️

React if you are awake

*How do you use to unlock your phone with the most...❔*

*Password*👍
*Fingerprint* ❤️
*Face ID*🙂
*Pattern* 😮
*Incantation* 😂

*Just take a look at yourself and be honest pls don't I!e, can you marry someone that behave exactly like you🙄* ❔
*Yes/maybe (❤️)*
*No/Never (😂)*

*Short story 🌚🌚*

*A family was having a brēakfast and the daughter started talking*
*Daughter :Dad When I was coming back from school I saw mummy with a man*
*Mum: Clóse ur mouth u're eating*
*Dad: Talk What hāppened*
*Daughter: They were going inside the bush And I foll0wed them....*
*Mum: Shūt up ur mouth and eat aren't you hearing me*
*Dad: Let her be, say what u're saying*
*Daughter: So When I foll0wed them to the bush they started kīssing*
*Dad: Hmmm really?? So what hāppened*
*Daughter: They started doing that thing that you were doing with aunty joy*
*That day mum travelled*
*Dad: I thought ur mom said u should Shūt up*
*😂😭💔💔*

5 missed calls from your parents.🙏🏽
6 missed calls from your boss.😭
3 missed calls from your partner.❤️
4 missed calls from your sibling. 😮

Who are you calling back first? 📲

*Nothing sweet like a first week in a relationship, you will be feeling like you are getting married next week.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

*How to know the last price in Nigeria”*
*If you walk & they don’t call you back, that’s the last price* 🌚😂

*Why are you not sleeping ?*

*Pressing phone* 😂
*Chatting with my babe*❤️
*Sleep no gree come* 😭