*Good morning kings and Queens*❤️ React if you are awake

*How do you use to unlock your phone with the most...❔* *Password*👍 *Fingerprint* ❤️ *Face ID*🙂 *Pattern* 😮 *Incantation* 😂

*Just take a look at yourself and be honest pls don't I!e, can you marry someone that behave exactly like you🙄* ❔ *Yes/maybe (❤️)* *No/Never (😂)*

*Short story 🌚🌚* *A family was having a brēakfast and the daughter started talking* *Daughter :Dad When I was coming back from school I saw mummy with a man* *Mum: Clóse ur mouth u're eating* *Dad: Talk What hāppened* *Daughter: They were going inside the bush And I foll0wed them....* *Mum: Shūt up ur mouth and eat aren't you hearing me* *Dad: Let her be, say what u're saying* *Daughter: So When I foll0wed them to the bush they started kīssing* *Dad: Hmmm really?? So what hāppened* *Daughter: They started doing that thing that you were doing with aunty joy* *That day mum travelled* *Dad: I thought ur mom said u should Shūt up* *😂😭💔💔*

5 missed calls from your parents.🙏🏽 6 missed calls from your boss.😭 3 missed calls from your partner.❤️ 4 missed calls from your sibling. 😮 Who are you calling back first? 📲

*Nothing sweet like a first week in a relationship, you will be feeling like you are getting married next week.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

*How to know the last price in Nigeria”* *If you walk & they don’t call you back, that’s the last price* 🌚😂

*Why are you not sleeping ?* *Pressing phone* 😂 *Chatting with my babe*❤️ *Sleep no gree come* 😭

*🥷:Be honest, if 10k disappear from ur acct now , would u notice?* *Me: even the bank* *manager will notice my presence*😭😂

*Our class captain that used to write names of noise makers is now a DJ in club shouting,* *"Everybody make some noise"😔😂💔*