27 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes ...or call her just to say I love you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from
someone else.
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.
17. Always remember her special days & send her good will msgs...e.g. Birthday, e.t.c.
18.Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you
21. Make it a habit to be buying her lovely gifts as suprise package atleast once or twice a week.
22. Always make it a habit to be calling her atleast thrice in a day in order to check on her, hw she is faring & hw she feels....e.g. Call her in d morning & ask her hw wz her night & that-after, wish her a lovely day ahead, call her in d noon & knw hw she feels & call her at night & ask her hw her day was, compliment her & wish her a lovely night rest.
23. Go over to her working place at ur leisure if it's close & if she's alone or wif few people. Keep her company for a while & say nice things abt her & let her smile uncontrollably.
24. Remember her always in ur daily prayers & pray for her.
25. Always compliment her on her dress & look, and say nice things about her. Make her feel loved, cherished, treasured, valued, secured ..

*Another short story* 🤭🥰
*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy wêêd from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy c¡garêttes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy c○ca¡ne from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class mon¡tor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Sâtân! 😹😹

Cultist toast you
You dey tell them say na me be your boyfriend
Ofe koba mi nii??😭😂💔

If you let money finish for your hand dis period, you go know say the world no need to end before you experience rapture😂🫴

“You are the first girl I’ve brought here”
The receptionist: 👀

Shoutout to everyone holding things down at home. To the silent fighters, the tired but trying, the hopeful and still showing up.

May your breakthrough come swiftly.
May peace flood your heart.
May you finally walk into what you’ve been waiting for.
You’re doing more than enough.

Better days are ahead.
✌🏾

Omo life no easy for person wey broke 😔 I just dey look for 500 food since 😂💔

I'm done with Girls who are doing psychology at campus, this one cheãted on me and said She was doing a research in human behavior😭

Someone text me that I should recount
We only count the smash not the pass oo
The pass mean you no fine or I don’t like you
While the pass mean you look good or I want you

```Imagine recording an audio for 30 mins crying to your boyfriend but u realise u didn't tap record button soo u have to re-cry🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱```

*Will you?*

Yes😂
No😢