Cultist toast you You dey tell them say na me be your boyfriend Ofe koba mi nii??😭😂💔

If you let money finish for your hand dis period, you go know say the world no need to end before you experience rapture😂🫴

“You are the first girl I’ve brought here” The receptionist: 👀

Shoutout to everyone holding things down at home. To the silent fighters, the tired but trying, the hopeful and still showing up. May your breakthrough come swiftly. May peace flood your heart. May you finally walk into what you’ve been waiting for. You’re doing more than enough. Better days are ahead. ✌🏾

Omo life no easy for person wey broke 😔 I just dey look for 500 food since 😂💔

I'm done with Girls who are doing psychology at campus, this one cheãted on me and said She was doing a research in human behavior😭

Someone text me that I should recount We only count the smash not the pass oo The pass mean you no fine or I don’t like you While the pass mean you look good or I want you

```Imagine recording an audio for 30 mins crying to your boyfriend but u realise u didn't tap record button soo u have to re-cry🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱``` *Will you?* Yes😂 No😢

𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙵𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁🥺♥️ ｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶ _*𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙺𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝐬.*_🥺

*Honestly, I thought buying an iPhone would make me happy, but surprise surprise, I'm just having a data crisis 😂📱. Moral of the story: don't let FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) drain your wallet, bro! 💸 Say no to peer pressure, or you'll be broke and living off your parents' couch forever 🛋️*